Mar
13
stuff kevin hayes says
this is a blog of things kevin hayes says to me.
Mar
9
Kevin Hayes
to me show details 12:28 AM (15 hours ago)i would like to take this opportunity to sway you from ever getting the sandwich i ate tonight. unholy discomfort.
Kevin Hayes
to me show details 1:48 AM (14 hours ago)now that i’ve puked i’m willing to allow that it may have been an interaction with all the terrible things i ate and sleeping pills.
Kevin Hayes
to me show details 6:07 AM (10 hours ago)I thought I might have woken you up. What’s food poisoning like? I was in discomfort all night and nothing solid exited my body. Don’t think a fever is involved.
Kevin Hayes
to me show details 9:10 AM (7 hours ago)i feel fucking miserable.
Kevin Hayes
to me show details 8:32 AM (7 hours ago)i tried to get out of [work], i feel like a zombie in cuddy’s dream.
Sep
17
Kevin: i think dog balls are funny
Jun
15
“chum chum chum of the jungle, asleep then he woke up.”-kevin hayes
Feb
24
me: what did you do before the cats?
Sent at 7:52 PM on Wednesday
Kevin: girls.
Feb
14
‘that’s why we have to be in a band. you think metalica talks about doing ecstasy for two weeks? no. someone just gives it to them.’
Jan
16
“that’s why stuffkevinhayes says will never take off. you just have to be in the moment.”
kevin hayes
Jan
14
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Kevin Hayes to me
show details 9:40 PM (1 hour ago)
my okcupid views have gone way up since changing my location. woooooooooo
—
Kevin J Hayes
XXX.XXX.com
Dec
25
another from the vaults, march 2005. and, merry christmas:
betting im n0t: And she and some shore girls used to call me a slut for no reason other than my hair and fashionable clothing. MEH!
Temporary Name: I hate when people hate me for my fasshhiioonable clothing
betting im n0t: Hey watch it you
Temporary Name: I’m lucky, because even when I’m making fun of people as a first impression, people seem to at least generally like me
betting im n0t: Its harder if you’re a girl
Temporary Name: Idk, I still think I’d be likeable if I were a girl
Temporary Name: And sexy as fuck
betting im n0t: In your dreams!
Temporary Name: You think I’m cute! And not lame or ugly!
betting im n0t: Its not easy being sexy as fuck
betting im n0t: Oh, thats just to help your self esteem
betting im n0t: Everyone needs compliments every now and then
Temporary Name: Yeaahhh rriiiggghhhttt
betting im n0t: To be quite honest, I don’t remember what you look like now
betting im n0t: I’m trying to picture this cute and not lame person but I am drawing a blank
Temporary Name: Haha, serious?
betting im n0t: Half serious
betting im n0t: I haven’t seen you in a lonnng time
Temporary Name: Just picture someone a little bit more ugly than me, and add in not ugliness
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